Mothers of Step are more often then not, A cruel, twisted and unpleasant lot. This one was no exception to the rule, And had two ugly daughters just as cruel. Now, there lived another girl in the house, Not quite pretty but not really a grouse. And as it is in all stories of old, […]
A tall, stretchy gentleman, with knobbly knees Called Charlie Eldridge, if you please One bright morning woke up to find, His cricket bat poking through his behind. With a yelp, Charlie jumped off the bed, And found another shock instead. His hands were transparent, so were his feet, This time Charlie gave a little bleat. […]
I don’t know what has gotten into Kings, They always seem to want the silliest things. Let me narrate the story of one I knew, Who tried to bite off more than he could chew. Here is what he said to all he met, His perfect girl, his brunette. ‘There is this girl I want […]
Wondering a little bit about Life with or without Twitter.
‘He’s gone and turned and himself invisible,’ said Mrs. Pixie in frustration. Dr. Elf, nervously eyed the ice cream cone hanging in mid-air. ‘How did this happen?’ he asked. ‘He walked through our glass front door,’ said Mrs. Pixie. ‘Sit down Mr. Pixie or we’ll lose you,’ she added to the hovering ice cream cone. You […]